Wednesday, March 21, 2007

tehee

so this family is alllll about me being healthy
and since im not sleeping i am therefore unhealthy
and im not able ot go on scrips here either so
they bought me these 'naturopathic' pills to help me sleep
all nature all the time
they went on about how only plants were used etc

ingredients

maltodextrin, micro-crystalline cellulose, magnesium stearate, hochdisperses silicon dioxide, sucrose, Arab rubber, talcum powder, macrogol 6000, povidon k 25, kaliumdihydrogenphosphat, carnaubawachs, shellac, refined castor-oil, bleached wax, coloring materials E171 and E 132

7 comments:

Lightfoot said...

Well, arab rubber is more bouncy than, say, canadian rubber, or... umm...lichtenstein rubber. So, like, that's good because it clogs the blood to your brain and causes a niiice deeep sleep hey? Hope that's working out ok for you. As for the monosodiumpoisonate and flockynockymaltosucrosesuperrefinedhydrogenated-gasoline, I think they were only just recently banned from being used in petroleum products and ciggarrrettttes. So you should be ok. Better than sleep anyhow, trust me. umm, Im ranting about something. Oh yesh, have you ever put your finger so far up your nose that you tickled your brain and it sneezed? True story mate.

Anonymous said...

Achabloohey!

Anonymous said...

Splat!11!!!!

Anonymous said...

Eeeek!

Lightfoot said...

Ok, all of you stop that! Too silly. Stop the comments! Too much silliness!

Anonymous said...

And now for something completely the same... A floral decorated wall becomes thoroughly impregnated with squeedgedly-sploogedly pink-green material.

Anonymous said...

That really clashes with the yellow wall colour. Epecially as the flowers are all green and gold. Really, you would do better with a less hatched pattern, and a dark background, to give an impressionistic effect.