[quote]Eknoid4[/quote]

Fact - guys are about a thousand times as straight forward as girls are. Girls pretend that guys are complicated because they like to think we're not simple. We actually are. Steph, go ask a boy out and be straightforward, knowing that EVERYTHIGN you say will be JUDGED and CRITICIZED by him, his best friend, at least one of his cousins, and pretty much everyone who knows anything about him. and now you have a small glimpse of what it's like to be a guy in those bullshit scenarios.

Rodney // {Away, kind of.} says (22:47):
American English definitely showcases us quite well. It's a bunch of random stuff loosely thrown together in the faint hope it works out.

Rodney // {Away, kind of.} says (22:49):
I think their-there-they're is the best example of how English is motha-fucking retarded. >_>
Rodney // {Away, kind of.} says (22:50):
Most other languages don't even have a comparitive word of homonym!
BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE DIFFERENT WORDS FOR DIFFERENT THINGS.
>_>
er, different sounding, more specifically.

LADY SLOTH - dont kid yourself says (02:55):
someone asked me today
if you had any super power what would it be?
to start and stop time, i think
get some rest. get some work done. not miss out on anything.
Rodney // says (02:55):
You already do, even if not for yourself m'love.
Rodney // says (02:56):
Being with you goes by too fast, but I get lost in moments with you forever. <3

Stop, listen, feel.
Stop, listen, feel.
Stop, listen, feel.

one night stands

according to purdy

both are basically looking for what they had once found in someone. what they lost. what they miss the most. as they didnt find this in their one-night-partner, they leave it at one night.



this was summarized, but makes quite a bit of sense...

he kissed her and took all she got.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.

It may be uncomfortable, but it'll be super-happy-fun!

you'll only wish you had the breath to gasp 'no'

OK go. over there. so i cant see you any longer.

super automatic pilot motor running down circles in the parking lot
self-sustaining system bit her in the neck and quick and kissed her and took all she got

Let it rain, Let it pour
Let it rain, Let it pour
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Let it rain, Let it pour

cruise-control distressed
her kind of cursed and kind of blessed her
engine running on the fume
vision blue and blurry
falling angels in a flurry
spinning through the empty room

did you come here to dance?
what's in your glass?
do you feel better now?

it's always right
the fearless light in the dark of night
look at me hypnotized and half alive
maybe it's four or five
some parts are sleeping
some parts are paralyzed.
just one more minute
just one more minute
i think i'm almost in it.

must have mastered this
the fragile art of a good excuse
the little things that get you to believe
so listen
i'm not trying to say anything at all here
there isn't much left, anyway, that hasn't been said.
but don't you think that possibly, this time, it's different?
don't you think that maybe, this time, you were wrong?


thats enough for now

make a wish and blow it out.

miss teen america 2007

Luc: A-go-go says (23:37):
I know
well
to be technical
anyone living on the north or south american continents can be called "americans" in the same way a german and a frenchman can be called a "european"
Luc: A-go-go says (23:38):
but
LADY SLOTH - it turns out wanting something doesnt make it real says (23:38):
...what the hell. where did 'the' iraqu fit into 20% of americans being shown a map upside down?
Luc: A-go-go says (23:38):
i dont think shes got the higher brain function for that
Nobody knows

Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:38):
Corrupt a wish
that's like
Emo-Ceara in a box.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:38):
...
HAHAHA
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:39):
i love corrupt a wish
Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:39):
i know you do
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:39):
>.<
is that so bad?
at least its a creative outlet?
Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:39):
No
yes it is!
but i mean
it just makes me think of how
like
when you're the mostest depressed
you're like
Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:40):
"Oh look! my favorite flavor of ice cream"

I bet it catches on fire when i eat it and burns down everyone in the world's houses except me ):

LOLOLOLOLOL

LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:22):
im hoping that wasnt a virus, but opera.
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:25):
yes.
Tis a manual virus.
Please find a hammer and smash your PC tower. Then call your friends and tell them to do the same.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:26):
...if that didnt disconnect me from you dont think i wouldnt be tempted
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:26):
That was alot of negatives.
Be more positive hon.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:26):
thta didnt not make me giggle just there.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:27):
also
i think that would be the ultimate virus- only a little different
/dingdong
/flash virus badge
/attack pc/lappttoppy
/smashedy
/tip hat
/next door
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:27):
Hah.
i will.
But only because I've always wanted to say,
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:28):
"Don't worry ma'am. I'm from the internets."

christian vegetarians

LADY SLOTH - Do you think if people could choose between going blind and never telling a lie again, which one? says (19:08):
they are vegetarians. and they used to go to church, but i dont think they do anymore.
Tia-I HATE THE FRENCH! says (19:08):
ahahahahaha
ahaha
if their vegitairian doid they take communion
LADY SLOTH - Do you think if people could choose between going blind and never telling a lie again, which one? says (19:08):
LAWL
yes, idiot
LADY SLOTH - Do you think if people could choose between going blind and never telling a lie again, which one? says (19:09):
communion is crackers and juice
Tia-I HATE THE FRENCH! says (19:09):
but its jesus`s body

physics

Song o' the day: The Odds, by The Loved Ones. says (00:13):
everything is constantly affected by force
gravity, friction, whatever
in the absense of those forces
Song o' the day: The Odds, by The Loved Ones. says (00:14):
things will react to their own application of force
simply because there's nothing else more pressing to concern themselves with