daifingua

2009-10-20T22:37:00.001-06:00

It's not as easy as willin' it all to be right
Gotta be more than hopin' it's right
I wanna hear you laugh like you really mean it
Collapse into me, tired with joy

2009-06-11T21:15:00.000-06:00

I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world
Who is legally insane

I'm not afraid and I'll rise to the occasion
and I'll remind you when it's time for medication
for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world
Who is legally insane

You need someone who's there whether you're lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

I'll be with you until we find a good solution
and keep you out of any mental institutions
if you need some special care, I always will be there
Cuz you're legally insane
It takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice
helping a lunatic get through her life
I'll protect you from yourself cuz you got nobody else
And you're legally insane

You need someone who's there when you're losing all you faculties
You need someone who understands all your abnormalities
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

You need someone who's there whether you're lucid of delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

- the Vandals

2008-10-19T13:11:00.001-06:00

2008-10-19T01:29:00.002-06:00

2008-09-29T01:21:00.001-06:00

With my freezeray
I will find the time to
find the words to

Tell you how
how you make
make me feel
what’s the phrase?

like a fool
kinda sick
special needs
anyways

2008-09-11T21:32:00.000-06:00

Emotion: The agitation or disturbance of mind.

2008-07-15T01:03:00.001-06:00

hands on the Bible
scared like a child
god holds you liable
for what youve done
homicidal
stare down your idols
pretty baby never born
you cant believe it
you didnt mean it
but they saw you do it and
they know your name
rats in the attic
toys in the cellar
shes an addict
he wants to learn
hands on the bible
egomaniacal as you
screw yourself into oblivion
worn and faded
stoned and jaded
youll have to face it on your own
smashed on the pavement
stunned in amazement
everything you made comes crawling back to you
you cant believe it
you didnt mean it
but they saw you do it and they know your name
so hands on the bible
scared like a child
god holds you liable
for what youve done
homicidal
stare down your idols
pretty baby never to be born
you cant pretend that you dont know the reason
for the repent that you saw
hands on the bible

2008-06-13T01:03:00.001-06:00

ill cross my heart and hope to die
before I have a chance to lie
to you, my dear
who i wish no harm
but i know in the end this will turn out wrong
see, ive been known to fall in Love
but sometimes Love just is not enough

2008-06-13T01:01:00.002-06:00

if you want to burn yourself remember that i Love you
if you want to cut yourself remember that i Love you
if you want to kill yourself remember that i Love you

2008-06-10T01:54:00.003-06:00

are there oceans full of things you never see?
are there skylines of the cities you don’t see?
ss there music muted playing underneath?
is mathematics keeping you from thinking free?

dont let rain clouds
cloud all of your parades
let the other side of darkness kiss your face

2008-06-10T01:54:00.001-06:00

i feel bright when you stand near

BAHA

2008-06-08T12:37:00.000-06:00

i dont actually do this. but its not a half bad idea.

2008-05-22T23:23:00.001-06:00

love and truth, where are you?

i need you so much closer

2008-05-21T00:28:00.000-06:00

while shes breaking his heart
she still fucks like a tease

2008-05-19T04:29:00.002-06:00

how easy is it to fall in love?
i mean.
something along the lines of
'i wish id found you before he had'
what if you really did find the other one beforehand?
who would you have fallen in love with then?

2008-05-11T23:23:00.001-06:00

blindblindblindblindblind

what do i want, anyways?

2008-05-11T23:22:00.001-06:00

I'm fine!
It's my feelings that are sad.

2008-05-07T14:50:00.001-06:00

Their love was meant to last, but she is blind with fear.

2008-05-02T00:01:00.001-06:00

Dear Crystal,

I'm writing this because if I try to tell you, I'll start crying, again.

The letter went on to tell me how much he loved me and worried for me. The closing paragraph stopped my breath.

Please, please ... when you're giving yourself away to every person who's nice to you, please save some for yourself. Don't leave yourself empty, again.

I wept when I read that. I wish I had listened.

[quote]Eknoid4[/quote]

2008-04-30T00:59:00.000-06:00

Fact - guys are about a thousand times as straight forward as girls are. Girls pretend that guys are complicated because they like to think we're not simple. We actually are. Steph, go ask a boy out and be straightforward, knowing that EVERYTHIGN you say will be JUDGED and CRITICIZED by him, his best friend, at least one of his cousins, and pretty much everyone who knows anything about him. and now you have a small glimpse of what it's like to be a guy in those bullshit scenarios.

2008-04-27T22:50:00.000-06:00

Rodney // {Away, kind of.} says (22:47):
American English definitely showcases us quite well. It's a bunch of random stuff loosely thrown together in the faint hope it works out.

Rodney // {Away, kind of.} says (22:49):
I think their-there-they're is the best example of how English is motha-fucking retarded. >_>
Rodney // {Away, kind of.} says (22:50):
Most other languages don't even have a comparitive word of homonym!
BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE DIFFERENT WORDS FOR DIFFERENT THINGS.
>_>
er, different sounding, more specifically.

2008-04-24T02:56:00.001-06:00

LADY SLOTH - dont kid yourself says (02:55):
someone asked me today
if you had any super power what would it be?
to start and stop time, i think
get some rest. get some work done. not miss out on anything.
Rodney // says (02:55):
You already do, even if not for yourself m'love.
Rodney // says (02:56):
Being with you goes by too fast, but I get lost in moments with you forever. <3

2008-04-24T01:11:00.001-06:00

Stop, listen, feel.
Stop, listen, feel.
Stop, listen, feel.

one night stands

2008-04-23T02:37:00.001-06:00

according to purdy

both are basically looking for what they had once found in someone. what they lost. what they miss the most. as they didnt find this in their one-night-partner, they leave it at one night.

this was summarized, but makes quite a bit of sense...

2008-04-21T22:11:00.001-06:00

he kissed her and took all she got.

2008-04-20T21:48:00.000-06:00

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.

It may be uncomfortable, but it'll be super-happy-fun!

2008-04-19T00:36:00.000-06:00

you'll only wish you had the breath to gasp 'no'

OK go. over there. so i cant see you any longer.

2008-04-19T00:20:00.003-06:00

super automatic pilot motor running down circles in the parking lot
self-sustaining system bit her in the neck and quick and kissed her and took all she got

Let it rain, Let it pour
Let it rain, Let it pour
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Let it rain, Let it pour

cruise-control distressed
her kind of cursed and kind of blessed her
engine running on the fume
vision blue and blurry
falling angels in a flurry
spinning through the empty room

did you come here to dance?
what's in your glass?
do you feel better now?

it's always right
the fearless light in the dark of night
look at me hypnotized and half alive
maybe it's four or five
some parts are sleeping
some parts are paralyzed.
just one more minute
just one more minute
i think i'm almost in it.

must have mastered this
the fragile art of a good excuse
the little things that get you to believe
so listen
i'm not trying to say anything at all here
there isn't much left, anyway, that hasn't been said.
but don't you think that possibly, this time, it's different?
don't you think that maybe, this time, you were wrong?

thats enough for now

2008-04-17T23:58:00.001-06:00

make a wish and blow it out.

miss teen america 2007

2008-04-16T23:40:00.000-06:00

Luc: A-go-go says (23:37):
I know
well
to be technical
anyone living on the north or south american continents can be called "americans" in the same way a german and a frenchman can be called a "european"
Luc: A-go-go says (23:38):
but
LADY SLOTH - it turns out wanting something doesnt make it real says (23:38):
...what the hell. where did 'the' iraqu fit into 20% of americans being shown a map upside down?
Luc: A-go-go says (23:38):
i dont think shes got the higher brain function for that
Nobody knows

2008-04-10T00:42:00.000-06:00

Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:38):
Corrupt a wish
that's like
Emo-Ceara in a box.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:38):
...
HAHAHA
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:39):
i love corrupt a wish
Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:39):
i know you do
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:39):
>.<
is that so bad?
at least its a creative outlet?
Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:39):
No
yes it is!
but i mean
it just makes me think of how
like
when you're the mostest depressed
you're like
Cody - I'd do anything for a smile. says (00:40):
"Oh look! my favorite flavor of ice cream"

I bet it catches on fire when i eat it and burns down everyone in the world's houses except me ):

LOLOLOLOLOL

2008-04-09T01:35:00.000-06:00

LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:22):
im hoping that wasnt a virus, but opera.
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:25):
yes.
Tis a manual virus.
Please find a hammer and smash your PC tower. Then call your friends and tell them to do the same.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:26):
...if that didnt disconnect me from you dont think i wouldnt be tempted
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:26):
That was alot of negatives.
Be more positive hon.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:26):
thta didnt not make me giggle just there.
LADY SLOTH - <3! - hug harder. says (00:27):
also
i think that would be the ultimate virus- only a little different
/dingdong
/flash virus badge
/attack pc/lappttoppy
/smashedy
/tip hat
/next door
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:27):
Hah.
i will.
But only because I've always wanted to say,
Rodney // ....waiting...waiting... - This is such a boring game. Why do people play it? says (00:28):
"Don't worry ma'am. I'm from the internets."

christian vegetarians

2008-04-02T19:09:00.000-06:00

LADY SLOTH - Do you think if people could choose between going blind and never telling a lie again, which one? says (19:08):
they are vegetarians. and they used to go to church, but i dont think they do anymore.
Tia-I HATE THE FRENCH! says (19:08):
ahahahahaha
ahaha
if their vegitairian doid they take communion
LADY SLOTH - Do you think if people could choose between going blind and never telling a lie again, which one? says (19:08):
LAWL
yes, idiot
LADY SLOTH - Do you think if people could choose between going blind and never telling a lie again, which one? says (19:09):
communion is crackers and juice
Tia-I HATE THE FRENCH! says (19:09):
but its jesus`s body

physics

2008-04-02T00:16:00.001-06:00

Song o' the day: The Odds, by The Loved Ones. says (00:13):
everything is constantly affected by force
gravity, friction, whatever
in the absense of those forces
Song o' the day: The Odds, by The Loved Ones. says (00:14):
things will react to their own application of force
simply because there's nothing else more pressing to concern themselves with

2008-03-18T00:04:00.000-06:00

stars, as described by Cody
take two

Like
it sounds so
defeated
but
Pushing on for absolutely no reason at all.
and
somehow
creating an element of happiness that has to exist so secretly it can't be acknowledged.

2008-03-18T00:00:00.001-06:00

stars, as described by Cody

her voice
sounds like
your feelings feel
when i know them.

2008-03-03T17:12:00.001-07:00

Kyran // So...bloody....happy. says (17:07):
I should really write my philosophies out on paper one day.
I was about to say, courage is not the absence of fear...again.
LADY SLOTH - youre the one throwing dead birds in the air says (17:07):
heh.
i thoink you should too
you could probably sell them for quite a sum
Kyran // So...bloody....happy. says (17:08):
Oh.
I wasn't aware I was taking the scientology approach.
LADY SLOTH - youre the one throwing dead birds in the air says (17:09):
it seems to be the best way, right now
diet books = scientology
how to live your life better, and look silly doing it
Kyran // So...bloody....happy. says (17:09):
Wait. I thought we were talking religion, not yoga.

2008-03-03T15:01:00.003-07:00

nevermind.

i deleted this post.

except, i dont know how.

2008-03-03T14:59:00.001-07:00

i had the best time with tia
even the bus ride from hell was enjoyable
i will type it up over the next while and post it

oh me oh my

2008-02-19T22:18:00.000-07:00

i havent seen gillian since december
some friend i am

2007-12-30T00:30:00.000-07:00

Nellie Lovett: [singing] But... You know me. Sometimes ideas just pop into me head and I keep thinking... Seems a downright shame...
Sweeney Todd: Shame?
Nellie Lovett: Seems an awful waste... Such a nice plump frame wot's-his-name has... had... Has... Nor it can't be traced. Business needs a lift - Debts to be erased - Think of it as thrift, as a gift... If you get my drift...
[Todd stares blankly]
Nellie Lovett: No? Seems an awful waste. I mean, with the price of meat what it is, when you get it, IF you get it...
Sweeney Todd: [Getting the idea] Ha!
Nellie Lovett: Good, you got it.

Sweeney Todd: [singing] For what's the sound of the world out there?
Nellie Lovett: [singing] What, Mr. Todd, what, Mr. Todd, what is that sound?
Sweeney Todd: [singing] Those crunching noises pervading the air?
Nellie Lovett: [singing] Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, Mr. Todd, yes, all around...
Sweeney Todd: [singing] It's man devouring man, my dear,
Todd, Mrs. Lovett: [singing] And who are we to deny it in here?

Sweeney Todd: [singing] What is that?
Nellie Lovett: [singing] It's priest. Have a little priest.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] Is it really good?
Nellie Lovett: [singing] Sir, it's too good, at least. Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] Awful lot of fat.
Nellie Lovett: [singing] Only where it sat.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] Haven't you got... poet, or something like that?
Nellie Lovett: [singing] No, you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased... try the priest!

Nellie Lovett: Now then, this might be a bit stringy, but then of course it's a fiddle player!
Sweeney Todd: No, no. This isn't fiddle player- it's PICCOLO player.
Nellie Lovett: How can you tell?
Sweeney Todd: It's PIPING hot.
Nellie Lovett: Then BLOW on it first!

Nellie Lovett: Since marine doesn't appeal to you, how about Rear Admiral?
Sweeney Todd: No, no. It's too salty. I prefer... General.
Nellie Lovett: With or without 'is privates? "With," is extra!

[last lines]
Sweeney Todd: [singing] Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd...
Company: [singing] Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd...
Sweeney Todd: [singing] He served a dark and a hungry god...
Company: [singing] He served a dark and a hungry god...
Sweeney Todd: [singing] To seek revenge may lead to Hell...
Nellie Lovett: [singing] But everyone does it, and seldom as well as Sweeney...
Company: [singing] As Sweeney Todd...
All: [singing] The demon barber of Fleet... Street...

Sweeney Todd: [singing] Have charity towards the world, my pet.
Nellie Lovett: [singing] Yes, yes, I know, my love.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] We'll take the customers that we can get.
Nellie Lovett: [singing] High-born and and low, my love.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] We'll not discriminate great from small. No, we'll serve anyone...
Sweeney Todd, Nellie Lovett: [singing together] - meaning anyone, and to anyone, at all!

Sweeney Todd: [during a sit-down in the parlor] There must be a way to the judge.
Nellie Lovett: Bloody ol' judge, always harpin' on the bloody ol' judge. 'ere we've got a nice respectable business goin'!

Nellie Lovett: Lawyer's rather nice.
Sweeney Todd: It is for a price.
Nellie Lovett: Order something else, though, to follow since no one should swallow it twice.
Sweeney Todd: Anything that's lean...
Nellie Lovett: Well, then, if you're British and loyal, you might enjoy Royal Marine. Anyway, it's clean. Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
Sweeney Todd: Is that squire on the fire?
Nellie Lovett: Mercy, no sir, look closer, you'll notice it's grocer!
Sweeney Todd: It looks thicker, more like vicar.
Nellie Lovett: No, it has to be grocer - it's green!

Nellie Lovett: It's fop. Finest in the shop. Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top! And I've just begun - that's a politician so oily it's served with a doily, not one.
Sweeney Todd: Put it on a bun. Well, you never know if it's going to run!

2007-12-01T15:57:00.000-07:00

forget your name
forget your fear
the night starts here

2007-09-09T02:46:00.001-06:00

i missed

just for storage purposes

2007-09-07T07:55:00.001-06:00

Initial Writing Assignment

“You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today”
-Pink Floyd

Life is the longest time period ever experienced, with the exception of death. Yet a large portion of our life is filled with school and work. We go to school for an extremely, seemingly unnecessary, long time. It all begins with preschool, only to be followed by elementary, junior high, high school, college, university, first aid, not to mention workplace training. Of course, all of this school work is to prepare for the future, for work. Many people even go to work, to pay for school, which enables them to work. While working a good number of people plan about what they would like for themselves once they have finished work. The only flaw in this is that by the time many people reach the stage in their life which was planned for everything and anything which they have planned to do, they have now deemed it pointless, or often simply too expensive. Unless you follow through with what you want now, when you want it, you will never have this particular object, nor accomplish that one task. Live for now, and you will enjoy now. There is plenty of time for you to plan the rest of your life. There is more than enough time to work, plenty time for school. Do everything before you lose the chance. No matter the consequences of what you do, there will be plenty of time to fix it. No matter what you want for your later, you have time for your now. If you want it, take it. You are capable.

“All our lives we sweat and save, building for a shallow grave.”
-Jim Morrison
One way, commonly used today, to measure how successful a person is, is by what type of job they have. A more commonly used feature would be a person’s income, or general wealth. Of course, the higher the status of the job, the higher said employee is regarded, the more money they will generally make, and the more they will have overall. This implies that to be successful, one must work. So we do. From the time we are young, the value of a good work ethic is taught to us, as is the value of money and material goods. Quite a few children begin working extremely early nowadays, whether it be a flyer delivery route at the age of nine, or a restaurant job by the time they turn twelve. Children are taught to save their money, and not to waste it on things that no one else will see value in. With money we can collect ‘things’, including people who have no real interest in us, as people. Money, and the things it buys, is given an absurdly high value; it is often valued even more than a good friendship. Superficial friends are accepted more readily and more easily, in many cases, than the majority of lasting relationships. This is only because the superficial relationships may cause you to appear wealthier. What do they actually do for us? At the time, these ‘false friends’ seem like the best idea. They are something to strive for when we are young, and work at to keep for the rest of our lives. These so-called friends are often more difficult to keep for a long period of time than a real friend, as they do not care about you as a person. When dead it is very possible that none of these people will miss the cheesy jokes we tell, nor the warm smile with which they were constantly received. None will pay you any mind. Not even enough for a proper memorial.

“Sometimes even music can’t substitute for tears.”
-Paul Simon

A surprising amount of people are consumed by their emotions, day after day. In the same way, quite a large number of people become ‘lost’ in their music. (Music is especially common, as many believe that it can only be written using emotion; they escape their own emotions by experiencing someone else’s.) Having either of these aspects take over your life, or any other single aspect, often results in the other being entirely blocked out. Some even rely on this. They often force themselves into their music, or perhaps some tedious, repetitive task, so as to incapacitate their emotions. Unfortunately for these people, emotions are one of the most prominent features in a human being. Emotions have a tendency to expose themselves all at once, if ignored for too long. It is only then that a person can no longer escape from themselves. Nothing can replace their emotions. No matter how passionate they are about it, nor the amount of commitment previously reserved for it, it can no longer protect them. Nothing can. Not even music.

“Everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed under the moon.”
-Pink Floyd

Misery and sorrow are surrounding us entirely, for some odd reason. People continue rambling on and on about how wretched life is. This is really not understandable. The majority of people in North America have very few justifiable complaints, especially when compared to most countries in this world. Nothing is extremely wrong with our society. Yes, it does have its faults, but nothing horribly major. There are always disagreements between neighbors, between politicians. Bullying and other forms of abuse are evident. Of course the disabled, poor, decrepit, and underprivileged can be found. Death and disease change people’s lives everyday, naturally. Best friends move away, family pets escape from the confines of their yard. Both work and school are deemed necessary by the state, and are therefore expected of nearly everyone. Basically, nothing is exactly as we wish, but does that automatically make it bad? No. Without all of these terrible, horrible things we would never recognize the good. It seems as though many do not see it anyways. They put a large filter on everything that they see. A filter which magnifies the bad, blows it out of proportion. If only people could learn to stop obscuring the splendor of their world. Only when people are able to see the world through clear, calm, eyes will they be able to achieve happiness. People need to bring their happiness to the forefront and stop overshadowing it with the bad.

“Is a dream a lie that doesn’t come true, or is it something worse?”
-Bruce Springsteen
Nearly every child in Western Civilization is brought up being promised the same thing: ‘You can be anything, or do anything, you wish, as you have all of the opportunity in the world.’ This is, quite obviously, a blatant lie. Many who are told this simply do not have the opportunity they were promised. Whether they are denied the opportunity due to discrimination against race, gender, intellect, or social status, all of them will find something to be unattainable. By the time these children become teenagers they understand that lies are evident everywhere, everyday. By the time these teenagers become adults, they have realized that their initial dream is hardly probable, let alone attainable. The fact of this falsehood strikes significantly deeper than the realization of nearly any other lie. This is for the simple reason that it is not only the opposite of one childhood lesson, but two: do not lie; keep all promises. The failing of this second lesson is obviously much worse. A promise is what many use to ensure that an initial statement was truth. To break a promise is to first lie, and to secondly take advantage of a persons trust. The promise stating that ‘all is possible, as all opportunity is available’ is one of the worst of all. Thus statement often initiates dreams in the minds of people. These dreams were promised to them, most often, by a parental figure. The very person who taught them not to lie, nor to break promises. This means that a dream is not simply a lie. A dream is a lie which was told with every intention of being true, despite the obvious fact that it never was. That is the only reason why this realization is the worst of all.

“And so castles made of sand melt into the sea eventually.”
-Jimi Hendrix

On a ridiculously hot day on nearly any coastline a significant number of people can be found frolicking about in the shallow water of a beach. On said beach the whitest of whites and the tannest of tans can be found flopping over every fifteen minutes while the sun sizzles down on them. Amidst all of these people can be found a series of brightly coloured pails, yellow scoops made to resemble shovels, and a variety of oddly-shaped plastic toys. Using all of these instruments, and a little imagination, if the right spot between the sunbathers and shallow waders is found, elaborate castles can be built. Some are simple, a bucket overturned, while others have multiple people building tall, spiraling towers. Some have straight, flat walls, while others are broken and quite rough looking. More often than not these miniature, yet noteworthy castles have protective features, such as a barricading wall, or moat. Nevertheless, because of where these castles are built, the tide eventually rises and dissolves the castles into the tiny little grains from which it was formed. More often than not, evidence of these castles remain for at least a short period of time, even after the actual structure is gone. Either a lump is left, for people to stumble over in the future, or holes remain for people to hurt themselves in at a later time. Obviously, the larger the castle was, the more will be left over for all to see.
This is not only true for something as trivial as a sandcastle. Lies take form, and are broken down, much the same way. The basis of lies are found among people. They are built up in plain view for everyone to see, and to watch. People then have the choice of whether to watch the lie grow, and become complicated, or to kick it over before it becomes any larger. Some lies are quite small and often considered to be insignificant. Perhaps these are in relation to being late for supper, or practicing something specific which you hate to do. These lies are built with ones own resources and imagination. Others have all sorts of people helping it along, each with their own styles and ideas; so many that the lie can not be controlled by the founder any longer. Some lies are built up well, believable, while others are patchy, and the pieces do not all fit together. Most people will try to protect the authenticity of their lie, by all means, really. Even if that means creating a new one. Yet, lies nearly always fall apart. Maybe it is not noticeable to everyone present, but at least one person can liquefy a lie quite easily. Lies are simply not built with reliable enough resources to hold steady for a length of time. Even after a lie has disintegrated it is not easily forgotten. Typically, evidence of it is apparent for an extended period of time. It is left there and will, most often, cause someone pain. Lies are not strong enough to hold themselves high and strong, though it is rare for them to go unnoticed.

2007-08-11T03:56:00.000-06:00

parle vous francais?
oui
oh, good, walk taht way /points in vague direction

oh, and theres some things only canadia can understand

2007-07-31T18:02:00.000-06:00

im apposed tah post something emberassing about my brother
but ive forgotten what it was
this is here to remind me

meanwhile

he has said
"YOU COULD USE MAYONNAISE INSTEAD OF BUTTER"

2007-07-28T12:22:00.001-06:00

the stars are bleeding

2007-06-25T16:59:00.000-06:00

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I need some sleep, too. But alas, I fear I will sleep until 4 PM
Robert Magyar. =D Price check! Clean up aisle 6! ROTTEN BODY LAND SLIDE! sagt:
den i ken't talk to yous,
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doo dee doo!
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I dinged my pretty zippo!
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=[
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GOODBYE.
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I sleap noe.
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sorreh, bbz.
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you just don't seem to have any input
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LOL
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You's ded. =[
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DON'T DIE!
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*grrapples*
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: shifty :
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/gropes
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/moar
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/notices nobody's there.
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/is saddened deeply
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/stays lonely and sings to self
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/eats nothing
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/is still lonely.
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Went out on the porch.. SMOKED A BAG OF METH.
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Den I smoked a little CRACK fater that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_NPPBHrFM
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"we're watching date movie."
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BITCH turn that off right NOW!
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Okay!

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Then I made a sandwich..
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with MAYONNAISE.
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IMMA MAKE THEM MAKE ME SANDWICHSE ALL NIGHT
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ballooopppsies.
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You should've left meh with a betrar display pic...
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Hmmm... horalsebilides.
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like thait.
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thoreges.
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THOR'D
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pewnt.
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i has a orange juice.
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Mmmm... purple drank
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Durr
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RAP AND TECHNO
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RAP AND TECHNO
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RAP AND TECHNO
Robert Magyar. =D Price check! Clean up aisle 6! ROTTEN BODY LAND SLIDE! sagt:
RAP AND TECHNO
Robert Magyar. =D Price check! Clean up aisle 6! ROTTEN BODY LAND SLIDE! sagt:
RAP AND TECHNO
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wewt for Venom.
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the MSN made that message sound but it was somebody else in a tabbed chat. =[
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I are has King Diamond.
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AEn sodom
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YAY
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si si senor.
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Ich habe eine schlange.
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sehr gross.
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SODOM = LULZ.
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Volcanic Slut is a song by Sodom.
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'tis cold and my nipples are hard.
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I still haven't finished my orange juice.
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I like these earphones.
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They're comfy.
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I don't think I like much Sodom...
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Kinda repetitive...
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AND TIRESOME.
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I wanna sleep.
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You take too long to come back from the zoo.
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LIKE HELL YOU SUCK.
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BYE.
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I'ma go sleeps now.
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LEAVE FANCY STUFFS AND SUCH.

2007-05-12T06:19:00.000-06:00

lady sloth sagt:
is there an alien in your stomach?
Stokrotka sagt:
NO! its a she

2007-05-06T09:59:00.001-06:00

2007-05-06T09:29:00.000-06:00

*stabedy-stab-stab*

2007-05-06T09:24:00.000-06:00

so we did this night ata the museum thango last night
i was surprised how many peopel showed up
you try that in red deer, the organizer and the caterer will come
not here

so newhore
there were a couple live bands
and they tried to get everyone to clap
which basically ended with
/clap
/clap
/cl-ap
...
/clap

...
...
/hallo frankfurt!

twas grand
and alll the people who wanted to go
ended up having a terrible time
and us two who didnt
had great dandy fun, and were pretty well forced to go home

but seriously folks
who the hell wants to be in a museum till 2 ams?

2007-03-22T10:07:00.001-06:00

i love licking toads too

tehee

2007-03-21T15:56:00.000-06:00

so this family is alllll about me being healthy
and since im not sleeping i am therefore unhealthy
and im not able ot go on scrips here either so
they bought me these 'naturopathic' pills to help me sleep
all nature all the time
they went on about how only plants were used etc

ingredients

maltodextrin, micro-crystalline cellulose, magnesium stearate, hochdisperses silicon dioxide, sucrose, Arab rubber, talcum powder, macrogol 6000, povidon k 25, kaliumdihydrogenphosphat, carnaubawachs, shellac, refined castor-oil, bleached wax, coloring materials E171 and E 132

2007-03-19T17:30:00.000-06:00

...bahahahahahahahaha!!!

haha

tehee...

oh there is so much more where that came from

2007-03-01T13:46:00.000-07:00

...two photos... yes i am aware that they are crooked, and for this i am very, very sorry...

and i have been told that they exposure issues... comments?

2007-02-16T04:52:00.000-07:00

'I myself am made enitrely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.'

-augusten burroughs, magical thinking, 2004

2007-02-15T08:51:00.000-07:00

'God's choices in inflicting suffering are not satisfactory to us, nor are they understandable, unless innocence offends him. Clearly He needs some help in directing the blind fury with which He flogs the earth.'

-thomas harris, hannibal, 1999

2007-02-08T15:22:00.000-07:00

the most beautiful point in germany is where the bleak, dreary gloom engulfs you totally; inside and out

2007-02-08T15:20:00.000-07:00

damn i love the depressing rain here in germany... it puts everyone in a bad mood!!!

that sounds kind of morbid... perhaps i shall rephrase

2007-02-05T12:58:00.000-07:00

so far i have seen

an asian german gangster speaking french
a cocker spaniel sitting in a restaurant under a table... for two hours... it only moved once
a man wearing a pink scarf... he swore up and down taht he was straight
a group of boys under nineteen carrying 'man bags'... very similar to my backpack only smaller
no emos... at all... anywhere...
three boymen wearing purple glasses

damn its great

2007-02-05T12:56:00.000-07:00

so i is in deutschland right now... it is... interesting...´who bets i wont last five months... betting starts now

2006-12-25T20:40:00.000-07:00

so i have...nothing...to rant about...

is that in itself not a significant topic to carry-on about?

2006-12-21T17:30:00.001-07:00

39 days

2006-12-21T17:29:00.000-07:00

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm says:
frotffflmfhfo.....fff
[A]mber-* says:
lol it reads like you have tried to eat a whole wagon wheel again

-i miss the good ol' daze

2006-11-18T01:18:00.000-07:00

so due to my lack of spazzztical random words for at least the last 8 posts (not counting my stories) im clumping it alllll together...and ill even give you breif definitions...

BLEGSQUA
To hassle endlessly and be super freakin annoying and somewhat embarassing over the check

KLEPTOIDS
Creatures that take objects & hide them when noone is looking ...ppl like me think that they a re nearly invisible...too fast to be seen...others think that they are totally invisible

DLANGY
The infinintely stretchy cheese-strings that reach from mouth to pizza and pizaa to mouth and mouth to...

CEPHALECTOMY
total brain removal...

FEBBET(S)
Any item(s) hanging from a rear-view mirror. like fuzzy dice and disko balls...

SMEB
A reassembled Oreo (less cream filling...mmm cream)

NHILINE
Someone who is wearing a t-shirt that is too small *cofcofthepopulationofwhoresthroughoutcanadacofcof*

TOONIA
The fuzzy staticyistic land between stations on the radio dial...especially when you cant find your station...as your radio isnt digital...there is actually a turnable knob...toonia is terribly annoying...

DZEWN
The state of denim just prior to failure...think all my jeans...

hopefully that lasts all y'all for a while yet...

2006-11-17T23:58:00.000-07:00

...why have we killed all the stars...

...what did they ever do to us...

look out your window...if you are in a city or surrounding type area there will be a sufficient lack of stars...is there a reason to let this happen...are we doing it on purpose...we all need to find some clear majestic mountain top in the middle of the night all by ourselves...only then will we ever realize what we have missed for all of these years...only then will we feel true sadness...only then will we know what regret, astonishment and beauty really are...

...maybe that's what they did to us...pulled us away from this terrible world...entranced us so that we could no longer think...is this why we feel the urge lose them...shake them from our minds and never go back...

...would you be able to live with yourself after you realized all that you had missed...all that you had been denied...all that would stick with you forever...

2006-11-15T16:20:00.001-07:00

...oh dear me...

woo freakin hoo

2006-10-21T16:03:00.000-06:00

i is leaving jan 29th...enjoy me while you still can...or count down the days till im gone (101 today, saturday the blankedy of october)

alternate

2006-10-21T16:01:00.000-06:00

this is the actual opening and ending...pick ur favourite...

Glimmers and Shards

What do you remember? Do you remember in pictures, or in words? Do you remember places? Events? People? Objects? Conversations? Feelings? I don’t. My memories are all a blur. They are all swirled together, with little or no decipherable characters, settings, or happenings.
I remember pieces. Millions. Billions. Trillions. Like shards of glass scattered all over, reflecting glimmers of my life. Some of the glass is clear, some tinted like an old bottle, while others are so dirty you could never tell if they had been found, or ever will be. While a few are sharp and miniscule, others are large and blunt; rough edges and odd sides aplenty. Just as people are careful not to cut themselves while shifting through debris, I am careful wading through my memories; careful not to bleed, not to disturb, not to shatter.
Most glimmers are faint. Some are monotonous with little vibrance, contrast, or sensation. Very few would spark the slightest bit of interest in anyone, even I. Very few are intelligible, even to me. Sometimes, nay, usually, these are my favourite kind.
As I look back some of these glimmers catch my eye. This does not happen often. I bend to pick them up, to examine them; they fascinate me. It is almost as though they are from the same time, the same place.

I run my thumb along the bottom edge and slice myself. The pain causes me to cringe, tighten my fists. Bloody, the glass shards fall from my hands. I crush them under my heel as I step away. They become lost, lost in the mounds of glass, the heaps of memories.

i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad

2006-10-15T01:17:00.000-06:00

i remember pieces ...millions...billions...trillions...like shards of glass scattered all over, reflecting glimmers of my life...just as people are careful to not hurt themselves while walking through debris, i must be careful wading through my memories...careful not to bleed, not to disturb...
most glimmers are faint. usually are monotonous, with little colour, contrast or feeling...very few would spark interest in anybody...anybody but me. Some are indecipherable, even to myself... these are often the best kind...
as i look back, some of these glimmers catch my eye...a rare occurrence. i pick up a small handful of them, examine them closely....they fascinate me...they seem as though they are all from the same place...the same time...
i see two figures...at first it appears as though it is foggy ...but that is just because the memory is unclear to me...uncertain...i continue watching as the figures walk along...side by side...yet so distant...how can two be so close yet so far?...
i reach the end...the glass is shifted from the pile in my left hand to my sweaty right palm...i search for my next memory...this one is also slightly murky...with a dark tinge...it seems almost...tainted...
i study it closley...yet again people...all so physically close, packed together...so many people...but all very lonely...very very lonely...the people begin to join in groups...not all the people are welcome...only the right ones...the good ones...the ones who are even more lonely now then ever before...
once again it is placed into my right hand...the two pieces fit almost perfectly together, there is just a small piece between them which is missing...
one, near the bottom of my left hand, gleams slightly in the light. i dig it out. this time it is shady and dark...its filthy...crawling with infection...i put my face close to the scrap of glass, hoping to get a clearer picture...
there are more people...some are suffering, crying out...others are laughing...stopping only to cringe while walking past others. the others, they have formed a group themselves...packed tight with hurried whispers and coded notes...they form a plan...late late one night screams are heard from afar...some come rushing, but it is far too late- -
i run my thumb along the edge of this disgusting scrap, slicing my thumb...the pain of evil memory washing through me causes me to cringe, clenching my fists...
bloody glass shards fall from my hands. i crush them under my heel as i step away...they become lost. lost in the mounds of glass...
now no one will have to remember...it is no longer their problem...

no plagiarism yet...slight revisions to come...spelling and whatnot ...as well as the opening, last sentence, not to forget transitions...

hahahah...ha...ha...hooo hoo...hehe...ha

2006-10-15T01:14:00.000-06:00

...oh dear me...

yippedy doo-dah

2006-08-30T14:21:00.000-06:00

look everybody! i'm flailing my arms like an idiot and spewing off seemingly mindless jibber-jabber!!!
for most of you this is not a big surprise...it's probably commonplace...you may have learned to block it out completely...or maybe you just tune in when i'm being particularly enthusiastic...

but listen closely...one day it might actually mean something...

2006-08-08T11:53:00.000-06:00

blar.HAR.gedy

2006-08-04T12:03:00.000-06:00

racists and robbers and rapists, oh my

2006-08-04T11:58:00.000-06:00

my apologies to nathalie for putting up yor pictures...but i do believe that you and amber are the only ones who read this anyways...so it doesn't really matter...for your sake i will take off these pictures...now you will not be molested...raped...or stalked...especially not by that 24yr old that you met at ffm...hehe

sigh

2006-08-03T12:49:00.000-06:00

i do not have much time but :

school is finally over
i have a family reunion this weekend and then i am going to edmonton
i really want to go camping but have no time at all
i am going to bible camp (thats right)
i have not seen my friends in a long long time...and this depresses me
i have absolutely no idea what im dong right now, why im doing it, or where it will take me
i have no time to find a ridiculous word...

snore

2006-07-19T16:26:00.000-06:00

so today...i actually fell alseep in class...i don't mean like half asleep...i mean he was talking to me and i didn't respond...so he tapped me on the shoulder and i like jumped and started writing down numbers...i was working and he started doing a question...so i put my head down and watched him...and then i woke up...earlier i had nearly fell out of my chair...i think the person behind me thought i was on something...cuz i was listening to the radio to and kept laughing...now i was going to throw in a random word here...but im so tired and confuzzled i can't even think of one...

i leave you with this...i gotsted new shoeseses...if the word had not been so popular...and therefore ruined...i would have said that they are hott...but since it has...they're nifty...

2006-07-19T16:22:00.000-06:00

i see you everywhere and it's all your fault...you shall never stop haunting me...

the picture has been removed for nathalie's sake

GAHHH!!!!...THERE YOU ARE AGAIN!!!!

nathalie

2006-07-19T16:17:00.000-06:00

nathalie, my sweet, i don't think you realize just how much i miss you...

the picture has been removed for nathalie's sake

2006-07-06T17:02:00.000-06:00

so im currently enrolled in community programs math 10 pure...each day is apposed ta be worth one week of class...one week...thats and hour and a half a day...five days...crammed into a 3.5 hour class...4hours if we dont get a break...we start at 8 am...the bells for normal school days still go off...i had written a math test, and completed the first lesson of the day BEFORE school would normally start...it was out of 10...i got 7...because i wasnt quite awake...and number my page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10...when i got my test back (same period and everything) it took me twenty minutes to figure out where i had gone wrong...
my teacher has a few slight...but nonetheless serious...problems...first of all...he said i have good work and study habits...hehe...i asked who i had stolen them from...he assumes that we have all previously failed at least one math course... about 8 of us haven't taken math 10 yet...the first day he said that when he chaperones school dances he ensures that there is enough room for the holy spirit between them...he teaches at notre dame...he is allowed to make religous notes..he told a joke today...how do mathematicians cure constipation...they work it out with a pencil...

needless to say we are encouraged to have much caffiene in class

pls excuse my horrid spelling...i need sleep...

2006-06-20T16:09:00.000-06:00

...where are my pants?...it does not matter as i have new ones...with pockets...i feel so...so...felicitous...

EDIT just so that you all know...i now have two pairs of jeans and black bants...and i recently bought myself a pair of brown pants for a mere 5.29 inc. tax...i shall never be pantsless again...!

2006-06-20T16:07:00.000-06:00

i wrote my first two german exams today...it was not exceedingly difficult...except for the fact that to mess us up she stressed letters ridiculously...and stuttered...ie aahhhhhaeeeeaooooo...erm...ahhhhbeeeeendd...that and all of those around me would not stop giing...blargh...

2006-06-10T02:24:00.000-06:00

i have decided to randomly incorporate silly words into my posts...not that i wasn't doing this previously...now all of our vocabularies will be just that much more impressive...

today i went and saw a movie...the floor was fleedy...the movie was good though...

2006-06-09T16:45:00.000-06:00

i'm beginning to agree with ali...what's with all the tests?...four tests after learning the language for technically less than one semester...that is just a little excessive...

2006-05-30T16:23:00.000-06:00

I'm sorry,

The word 'hair' has already been used as a rhyme in this competition. The rules are clear that rhyming words are not to be reused. Amber-Fcaking-Dawn, you have been disqualified.

2006-05-23T17:34:00.000-06:00

choke cherry berry

2006-05-13T00:13:00.000-06:00

okay...for all of you out there who have oh so randomly decided that you can beat me in a rhyming competition...well so far i have been beaten by two...thats right TWO!...in my whole life...but i was much younger then...and keep in mind...that i have even beaten my dear brother...he will deny it for all it was worth...and granted it was dark...he Must have been creativley stifled...now before we continue this competition...we must lay out some rules...or so i thot...then realized...that we know the rules...speaking of which...i beleive that ali is disqulaified (so soon?)...so lets go 'unki mack'...in the words of my dearest brother...bring it...i'll beat you till u no longer deserve a floppy-eared hare!

i may not be privleged enough to quote the simpsons...but no one's gonna read it anyways...i'm sorry if it's not eggsact...

2006-05-12T22:52:00.000-06:00

cheif: funny, huh lou, these seniors are still alive because of the organs of the young people they ran down...
lou: kinda makes you think, huh cheif?
cheif: no, not really

hmmmmmmmm...HHmmmmmm...HHHMMMMMMMM...strokes chin

2006-05-04T15:59:00.000-06:00

so i was thinking again...that's right...thinking...but none of you really want to know what goes on in my head...so i'm not going to share...

oh me oh my

2006-05-02T17:28:00.000-06:00

so i was studying my german the other day...and talking to nathalie...comparing the school systems and whatnot...realschule is translated to high school...so i was thinking that in all reality...that is not always entirely true...sure the cts courses may be a little more real-world-ish...the rap program would be most definitely...but...is anything else...really?...well in germany it seems to be...they are required to learn either one language and two sciences...or one science and two languages...now these languages would really help them...considering they're in europe...and it almost seems to me like their school would really help them... like in the real world...out side of school...outside of school where am i going to need three sciences, and advanced english, math, social...it all seems to be based on doing better...so that you can get into a better school...but school is still not the real world...will any of us who try and be all smart with our bloody advanced courses ever reach the real world?...our will we just write complex poetry and compositions about it...and then prove that they really do make sense because we major in them?...is that how we will try and enter the real world?...by not...

congratulations brother on finally entering...and so abruptly leaving again to experience something so great...but will you be able to come back?...i hope so...

amber-dawn...amber-dawn...aaammmber...dawn!

2006-04-28T19:26:00.000-06:00

...just for you amber-dawn...

merry chocolate day

2006-04-18T16:38:00.000-06:00

finish this song...and i want all the verses...

little bunny foo-foo
hoppin' through the forest
scoopin' up the field mice
and boppin them on the heads...

sing along!!!...you know you waaaaaaaant to...

flies...light...and death...

2006-04-15T22:21:00.000-06:00

so i had a thought...or two...possibly three...but i shall only dive into one for the moment...

when someone has a near death experience...they say that their life has flashed before their eyes...and that they saw a bright light...

there are those that escape death...

is it only because they are able to resist the temptation of the light?...

perhaps death is not dark as we see it...perhaps death is a bright light...

also...don't flies run (or fly i suppose) towards the light as well...and they have a very short lifespan...especially when they run into the light...so their meager life may have almost 'flashed' before them...

those that escape death...are they only able to do so because they have just that much more willpower than a flie...
those that die...though they may be quick and hard to capture...are they only like that until they are caught...once they are caught can you squish them...?...or can you only lead them to the light...

mah crue

2006-04-12T17:04:00.000-06:00

crue concert...that's right...the crue...it was..erm...eggsiting...if you want to know all sorts of inaprpriate stuff...email me!!!!!...or call me...or talk to me in person...all i can say 4 now is...carnival of sins...how accurate......well..email me...or phone me...or don't be all technologically fancy and just approach me in a rather civil manner...or not...and i shall tell you all that i remember...

blar-HARGEDY!!!!!

2006-04-10T17:01:00.000-06:00

...i got my report card today...how juvenile......we don't even get the cool gold stickers on them nemore...*sigh*...at least mine is all dressed up with...you guessed it...thats right...STAPLES!!!!...way to BE alanna...way to BE...but really...what's the big whoop about it neways?...our teachers basically told us that they don't matter this year...i wonder if they will next year...or the year after that...?

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2006-04-06T15:59:00.000-06:00

so i was relly wondering today...about all of these depressing screen names...don't get me wrong...not all of them are depressing...but so many...just right now i'm looking at those on my msn...now i van understand if they are funny...but 'bullet hole'?...'How could I forget? Just like the day. Try to forget this.'?...'BoYz.........WiLl I eVeR FiNd A gUy ThAt WiLl TrEaT mE rIgHt???'...i mean come on now...perk up a bit...or what about all of those girlie comments...'gess hoo i heart!!!'...and then there's all of those marvelous smilies...which brings me to my next topic...can a smiley really convey eggsactly what you are feeling?...what you are attempting to say?...can it do that and still be all 'cutsey' annoying?...

blah

2006-04-03T16:43:00.000-06:00

blarhargedy!!!!!!...my first post...this calls for celebration!!!!!!!!...its like nothing ive ever done before...harhar...well......this isnt as eggsiting as i thout...erm...fcak!

daifingua

BAHA

i need you so much closer

[quote]Eknoid4[/quote]

one night stands

It may be uncomfortable, but it'll be super-happy-fun!

OK go. over there. so i cant see you any longer.

miss teen america 2007

LOLOLOLOLOL

christian vegetarians

physics

oh me oh my

just for storage purposes

tehee

woo freakin hoo

alternate

i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad

hahahah...ha...ha...hooo hoo...hehe...ha

yippedy doo-dah

sigh

snore

nathalie

i may not be privleged enough to quote the simpsons...but no one's gonna read it anyways...i'm sorry if it's not eggsact...

hmmmmmmmm...HHmmmmmm...HHHMMMMMMMM...*strokes chin*

oh me oh my

amber-dawn...amber-dawn...aaammmber...dawn!

merry chocolate day

flies...light...and death...

mah crue

blar-HARGEDY!!!!!

*_*

blah

hmmmmmmmm...HHmmmmmm...HHHMMMMMMMM...strokes chin

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